Eesti Laul 2025

Aka “The Tommy Cash and 15 other people” competition. Still, I’m hoping to be pleasantly surprised. Let’s see if I will or if a song I really dislike will win due to the singer’s popularity.

The show

The opening was efficient and quick. Due to some obligations, I missed it, so I won’t comment on it at all. I don’t care enough to go back and rewatch it.

Ant – Tomorrow Never Comes

This is fine, but nothing more. He has a pleasant voice (even if he didn’t hit all the notes perfectly) and the staging was cute. Unfortunately, the song is a bit of a nothingburger, so it all banaces out to be quite average.

Stereo Terror – Prty Till the End of the World

I really liked the song in the studio, but the live performance didn’t live up to my expectations. It was surprisingly boring for a high-energy song like this. The camera cuts were frantic, the vocals were too shaky, and it was just a mess overall. Not that they wouldn’t be able to tweak it later on, but this package just didn’t do it for me.

Janek – Frozen

This one left me a bit cold. Sorry, sorry. But really, it was fine. It didn’t evoke any strong feelings in me, but at least he sings well. There are way worse choices, for sure. Also, I can’t say I’m a massive fan of the Eric Saade-style box, either.

Räpina Jack feat. Kaisa Ling – Tule

I think it fell apart live. The singers’ voices didn’t fit together very well, and the whole performance was messy. It’s a shame because I really like the song itself - it has lovely mellow vibes. Again, it could be improved for ESC, but it’s a mess right now.

Johanna Elise – Eyes Don’t Lie

This is also just alright. I liked her performance of the song, but I didn’t like the song itself. It had no structure and felt very incohesive. But the good parts were actually good, so I think this could’ve been good if it were good.

Felin – Solo Anthem

This is just generic. Not bad, but just generic. Pop punk like this should theoretically appeal to me a lot, but I just think it’s too reserved and overpolished. It basically sounds like a Melfest reject. But the actual live performance fit this song very well.

Elysa – The Last to Know

While the song is generic, at least Elysa put some actual emotion into it. Apparently, it’s based on her personal experience, so it explains why she feels it so well while performing. The lyrics could’ve been much better, though. Rhyming “dead” and “cigarettes” is certainly a choice - a bad one at that. Still, actually putting some emotion into

Gem98 – Psycho

The song definitely fits the title. It’s very wacky in a lovable way. It’s clear that this is just a grown man trying to share the fun with the audience. I think it’s very likeable thanks to the performer, though it definitely isn’t a song I’d return to.

An-Marlen – Külm

This is both emotional and danceable. I don’t always enjoy EDM, but I think this was delivered perfectly. I’ve also connected with it over the past couple of weeks, so I’m especially rooting for this. I just wish the staging was a little less empty.

Frants Tikerpuu – Trouble

This was a generic song with a relatively weak vocal. The piano line was way too loud as well, which actively made me dislike this. I guess at least the red/black staging was cool.

Anna Sahlene – Love Me Low

I don’t actually mind dated songs, but this is dated in every bad way possible. First of all, it’s boring. Secondly, the performance is so amateur, you’d never guess that this is someone with 25 years of performing under her belt. I didn’t enjoy it at all.

Tuuli Rand – REM

The song was quite nice. While I wish the vocal performance was a little stronger, this is a song I could actually consider listening to on my own. It has a nice buildup in the verses and resolves it well in the chorus. This is a very strong effort.

Also, I’m milidly biased for it because she loves Estonia’s 1996 entry as she said in her interview.

Minimal Wind – Armageddon

This is the kind of performance that gets worse as it goes on. She gets more and more breathy, starts drifting out of key and generally loses me by the end. It’s very sad because the song is great. It’s very mellow and cute, but the vocal performance just shatters any illusion of intimacy it tries to create.

Andrei Zevakin feat. Karita – Ma ei tea sind

The parts of this that I like, I like a lot. But the parts I dislike, I really hate. Sadly, the choruses are really hard to listen to. They’re very loud and hurt my ears, though that’s clearly the intention. At least the verses really save it in my eye. The staging is great, too: it feels like a music video but in a good way.

Tommy Cash – Espresso macchiato

Ugh. Just ugh. That’s all. This isn’t fun and isn’t even funny. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that this wouldn’t have qualified from either of the 2008 semifinals. And look, I don’t mind joke entries when they’re good musically, but this isn’t good at all. It feels like he composed a 5-second sample and looped it for 3 minutes. I’m praying to whatever deity exists that this won’t win.

Marta Lotta – Tantsin veel

This isn’t outstanding at all, but it’s fun, even though I can’t say I care about it all that much. But she’s a good performer for sure and my opinion of this grew a lot after the live performance. I wish more entries from the wildcard round were in the final instead of a good chunk of these songs.

General thoughts

This was incredibly weak, especially for Eesti Laul, which is a selection I’m usually very fond of. And it’s not that the songs were actively bad, no, they were just painfully average and dull. As I’m so disappointed, I’ll switch to a different NF - specifically, Norway. Eesti Laul is on hold for news anyway, so it’s not like there’s anything to talk about here. Tommy Cash will win anyway.

UPD after the NF wrapped up: of course, he won. This was expected. Everyone should’ve seen this. Fuck Azerbaijan, Georgia, Montenegro, Poland, Romania and San Marino for trying to rig the semifinal in 2022 and fuck the EBU for thinking that the best way to solve that is removing the juries. Now we have to suffer from idiotic shit like this.

Results

  1. An-Marlen – Külm
  2. Minimal Wind – Armageddon
  3. Stereo Terror – Prty Till the End of the World
  4. Gem98 – Psycho
  5. Elysa – The Last to Know
  6. Tuuli Rand – REM
  7. Marta Lotta – Tantsin veel
  8. Johanna Elise – Eyes Don’t Lie
  9. Andrei Zevakin feat. Karita – Ma ei tea sind
  10. Räpina Jack feat. Kaisa Ling – Tule
  11. Felin – Solo Anthem
  12. Janek – Frozen
  13. Ant – Tomorrow Never Comes
  14. Frants Tikerpuu – Trouble
  15. Anna Sahlene – Love Me Low
  16. Tommy Cash – Espresso macchiato

2025 Winners

  1. Albania – Zjerm
  2. Belgium – Perfectly Imperfect
  3. Estonia – Külm
  4. Finland – Aina
  5. Greece – Sirens
  6. Ireland – Fire
  7. Latvia – Sadzejot
  8. Luxembourg – Stronger
  9. Malta – LalaRataTakeke LalaRataKabum
  10. Montenegro – To ljubav je
  11. Poland – Lusterka
  12. Slovenia – Frederick’s Dead
  13. Spain – Raggio di Sole
  14. Ukraine – Sil'