Eurovision Song Contest 2025 Review (Non-Qualifiers)

Sorry to disappoint people who still care about this, but it’s going to be my last post related to Eurovision (at least modern Eurovision, I might go through my old 20th century reviews and improve them). I’ve been trying to push myself through the final, but I just don’t care enough now. It’s not like I majorly cared about the 2020s anyway.

I wrote most of these reviews back over summer, so they’re far more positive in tone than you’d expect, but they reflect my feelings at the time, so I’ll leave them as is.

Una Voce per San Marino 2025

223 songs. Ouch. Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. Don’t expect huge walls of text for every song because most of them will be below 4/10. Also, don’t expect any specific thoughts regarding the semi-finals themselves because they’re just a straight stream of songs without any opening acts or breaks.

Festival da Canção 2025

Portugal hype, as always. FdC is basically always good and I don’t expect this to change this time. Well, I know it won’t change because I’ve listened to the studio versions before. So let’s see how the lives change my opinions, shall we?

Melodifestivalen 2025

Despite the artist lineup all but saying who’s going to win even before we have the songs, I’m still quite excited about Melodifestivalen. It always gives me a chance to fall in love with songs that will certainly fail to even qualify for the final.

Dansk Melodi Grand Prix 2025

Will Denmark cook, or are they cooked? I hope it’s the former, but it could easily be the latter, too. I’m going to stay optimistic, though.

Dora 2025

Unlike many other NFs this year, Dora has seen a glow-up compared to previous years, almost certainly thanks to Croatia’s best result ever last year and winning the televote. Let’s see if they can continue this momentum.

Chefsache ESC 2025

Stefan Raab is back in the saddld and he’s promising to make German national finals interesting. I hope he isn’t lying and Germany can come up with a winner.

Pesma za Euroviziju 2025

Sadly, the Serbian NF is considerably weaker than it usually is, but for understandable reasons. Still, let’s see what they have for us in store.

Söngvakeppnin 2025

This year, the format of the Icelandic NF is different. Instead of having a weird wildcard system and a superfinal, it’s a lot more straightforward now: two semi-finals, three qualifiers from each and a normal final. I wish more NFs abandoned superfinals as well.

Eurovizija.LT 2025

Lithuania. Lots of songs. No time to talk. Let’s go.